Mac-errotica

Mac HugIt’s no secret that I’m a fan of my MacBook. We spend an inordinate amount of time together and most of it pleasant. I do draw the line, however, at getting overly excited about it. I would be more likely to describe it as being a well-designed, slick piece of machinery as opposed to “lick-ready smooth-as-love Apple MacBook Pro Core 2 Duo Super Orgasm Deluxe Ultrahard Modern Computing Device Designed by God Herself Somewhere in the Deep Moist Vulva of Cupertino Yes Yes Don’t Stop Oh My God Yes.” But that’s just me. Did he really say Vulva?

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