While I thought Slap your coworker day was every day, apparently here in the States, it is not. The rules are simple:

-You can only slap one person per hour – no more.
-You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.

-You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant.
-No weapons are allowed…other than going upside somebody’s head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.

-CURSING IS MANDATORY! After you have slapped the recipient, your”assault” must be followed with something like “cause I’m sick of your stupid-ass always messing up stuff!”

Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping…..and have a GREAT DAY!